That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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