Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
