I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
is it fun? or sober?
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