Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
