You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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