I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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