Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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