I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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