She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
