then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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