She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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