real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
if only i could text you this smell
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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