Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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