About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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