I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
try to milk me bitch
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