she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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