Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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