Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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