if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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