Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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