if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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