all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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