can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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