Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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