It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
its not stalking. its research.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize