He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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