all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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