I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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