i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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