I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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