The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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