We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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