Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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