I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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