In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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