is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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