Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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