He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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