Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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