its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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