and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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