I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
vagina is talking i cant
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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