I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that's an acceptable place to lick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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