we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
