; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I love you. Go after that dick
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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