She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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