I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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