Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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