Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do vagina's smell?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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