plz talk dirty to me
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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