You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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