we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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