he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
The adults are the big ones right?
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