had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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