fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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