I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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